If I were god, it goes without saying that there would be a bazillion things I would fix. The only problem I am running into so far is prioritization. Since we already nuked racism, and introduced a sweet new cat-shark species, we can move on to the more important things.
My second act (as god) would be to stop killing children. I’m sure the current god has a great plan for all these kids that he crushes, slices, smothers, drowns, and starves to death. I’m just saying that maybe he should spend more time smiting evildoers, as opposed to innocent children – and puppies.
I would make an exception for children born to evil and/or posessed by demons and stuff, but since that only happens in movies – I think it’ll be okay.
Depending on what this does with the population balance, I may need to add more cat-sharks, or maybe some dog-bears.
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