Ok…So I had plans to sleep today, and damn, I was doing so god damn good until I got a call from work, “Wanna work until 11, lol!?” I was like…well, sleeping isn’t making me money…So I went in, But You have to understand I work everyday…and like 9 hours a day.
Today at like 10 at night a man came in with his daughter, he pulled me to the side away from his daughter, He said, “I wanted to make sure I got the most beautiful person in the store to help me, can you help me pick out foundation for my daughter?” I said, “Sure.”
We go over to the make up and I was like, “Well ivory seems to fit, you want it a tad darker than your own skin complexion.” Ha. Ivory was a tad darker than her…You live in Pa, you will NEVER see the sun, and you will be translucent. I wasn’t exactly sure though, for I’ve only ever picked out foundation for my skin, I am dark.
I ask a lighter cashier to help them out.
I go to do some reshop, and this guy…follows me back, and this just made me feel sick. He said, “My wife committed suicide a while ago, and I haven’t been with a woman in a while, and you were just so nice.”
WTF. WTTTFFFFFF. He just said he wanted to have sex with me. THAT pisses me the fuck off, but I felt bad for him. I said, “I am so sorry.” I turn away from him to finish my reshop. He continues!!! “Are you dating anyone?” I said, “Actually, yes, he goes to school with me, We’ve been together forever, I wish you well sir.” It’s not true, but like, I’m not about to tell some freak I’m single…HE CONFUCKINGTINUES!
“My daughter needs a mother to help her with things.” Um, want me to punch you in the face, I don’t want to mother your fucking child, she’s 14. WTF I’m only 4 years older than her, and even if you showed me a poor, freezing, cute child I’d punch it in the face, I don’t want kids, and I don’t want to mother your fucking mistake. How dare you use your kid to get laid.
I said, “I think you are doing wonderfully with her, she seems like a great kid.” I proceeded by giving him a hug, that guy seemed so sad.
This fucker…continues. “I have 2 babies at home, and I just haven’t been able to date.” Ohhhhhh, ok now I get it, sooo you thought because you can pick up chips and a dvd player in the same store, you could get a date here too?? At this point I said, “I’m sorry, I need to get back to work, have a nice night with your daughter.”
FUCKKKKK. Why can’t my sexy manager ask me to bend over for him!?!? It’s always fucking freaks that want sex.
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