After seeing my son (5) crawl through the doggy door:
Me: “Dereck why are you climbing through the doggy door?”
Him “well thats because doggys like doggy doors *pause* and so do brothers. (he is a brother after all)
After a big long description of battle and military stuff from my then 8 year old.
Me: so you want to join the military?
Him: “No *rolls eyes* I don’t want to JOIN the army I want to HAVE an army”
Geeze he’s already dreaming of world domination.
3 year old: “mom, can I sit on your head?”
Me: “NO”
Him “But I WANT to sit on your head….please….pleeeease……double please???”
Rinse and repeat ten more times lol
Me: “What should we have for lunch?”
3 year old: “Jelly beans….cause jelly beans is food”
I had to ask right?!?
Dereck’s fav. joke
Him: knock knock
Me: Who’s there?
Him: cheese
Me: Cheese who?
Him: *rolling on the floor laughing*
I guess just getting me to say “cheese who” is really funny to him lol
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