In a new account of near death experiences, “Evidence of the Afterlife,” researchers say that typically the first and only people you encounter upon demise are your dead relatives.
While this is presented rather bravely as amazingly terrific news by the books’
authors, millions of readers may find their butts clench at the thought.
Seriously, these are the same people who you spend two days with and go, “Holy fucking cow, I need a whisky.”
To make matters worse, there is no mention of alcohol in the hundreds of near death experiences documented in the book.
The Demskyland news team is picturing an afterlife with extended family and no booze and thinking that Dante surely missed at least one if not several levels of hell if this book is to be taken seriously.
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